carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

by AcidClassical April 3, 2008

apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.

Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."

by Silliness October 29, 2008

smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009

Carrot Top

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!

by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003

Carrot Peelers

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.

Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure

by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020