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careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006
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caroled

to be very high on crack or meth nothing expensive just cheap hard drugs.
dude im caroled as fuck
by mdubseastsidesmokey December 10, 2008
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Carled

When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
"Why is that chav bleeding?"

"Oh, he just got carled."
by Unluckyjoe April 1, 2007
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cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
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Cable Locater

A job position that requires a worker to utilize wireless equipment to detect underground communication cables.
Most often workers use a RD-1000 with a "Lucy" pole and a "West" sprayer.
Look at that cable locater doing good locates.

That cable locater did 140 tickets this week, I bet his boss his proud.
by YippieYo November 22, 2016
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Carleton Place

A little town outside of Ottawa, you’d think that this town was right in the middle of Alabama with the wacky twang of everyone’s voices and the fact that this small little country town might possibly be the most homophobic, racist, trailer folk town you can come across. The way this town looks you could think it’s just one big inbreeding, country music listening, white trailer park.
“Why does that guy sound like he’s from Texas”
“Well that’s because he’s from Carleton Place
by Drago.useff124 June 20, 2019
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carole jo

An Uber Artistic-Way Cool Chic Chick who Loves to entertain but not overly dramatic sexpot of a Woman. Much more than a M.I.L.F.- the kind your mother warned you about but you always hoped to meet someday.
“You know Andy Warhol was so Carole Jo !!”

“I think that some of Picasso’s early art was modeled in the essence of Carole Jo”

“Oh most definitely I agree!”
by Trixee ”T-BOMB” Razschael February 4, 2020
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