puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw January 18, 2016

Flag

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day

Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.

by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019

Flag

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 09, 2017

Flag

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 21, 2012

Flag

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 08, 2017

Flag

The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth

by CockBLock900 September 08, 2016

Flag

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 03, 2023

Flag