Cancuning the Outback

the act of trying to take a drunk crap at a Mexican based Outback steakhouse and missing the toilet completely, instead one shits all over the walls and toilet seat

Novak was Cancuning the outback steakhouse toilet!

by schmeckle fresser March 16, 2009

cancing

1. verb: uncontrollable, highly lethal dancing.
2. origin: cancer- an uncontrolled growth of abnormal body cells.
3. noun: cance: an uncontrolled, highly lethal dance move.

1. "Glynn Voisin sent that chick to the hospital with his cancing at the club!"
2. "Boys who cance are so hott!"
3. "Have you seen Bruce Lee cancing?"
4. "Your cancing isn't deadly enough."

by Aress September 20, 2010

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Cancun Mudslide

As a girl is face down ass up, you approach her from her top side, going back to the ass where you enter her vagina in a "jackhammer" fashion. While you proceed to jackhammer her, you shit down her back. A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice.

Kelcie's favorite thing to do is the Cancun Mudslide, she says the shit running down her spine is orgasmic.

Jaymin will always remember that Kelcie said yes to a Cancun Mudslide in Cancun.

by Joben The Profit March 13, 2015

New Canaan

New Canaan is one of the richest towns in America but the people there can't get over themselves. Being one of the few people in New Canaan who doesn't have 6 houses and multiple Bently's, I can laugh at the comedic antics of my classmates and people in the town in general. In New Canaan, people try to be badass by skipping class and listining to rap. Well look in the damn mirror everyone in this town is friggin white. As for sports, if you dont play baseball (best sport) or lacrosse (stupid) you are considered an outcast or faggot. But in New Canaan, talent has nothing to do with sports. You will only get playing time if your parents are friends with the director of your sports, or politics. I am one of the few who suffer from Parental-Commisioner-Enemy-Syndrome, or PCES. All of the others who suffer from PCES share my synical veiw on my disgraseful town, but at least we are better then the D-Baggers

New Canaan is not where you should move. Waste your money somewhere else. Seriously.

by newcanaanbaseball August 4, 2008

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.

-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought

by WHSST May 7, 2005

Canandaigua

A small town of about 18,000 (including town and city)in western upstate New York. Known for its lake south of the town, which holds some of the most expensive lake real estate in the country (basically affluent people from Rochester/out of state that buy summer houses). Although most people are year round residents (I am one of them) many do not own property on the lake. Despite what most people/visitors believe, the town is far from rich or snobby (compared to the wealthy suburbs of Rochester like Pittsford) with most people fitting into the middle/upper middle class category. During the summer many people visit the hyped up Rosland Water Park, only to find that it's a waste of time and money. During the winter however, one can ski at Bristol Mountain which is about a 15 minute drive from the town. Most kids living in Canandaigua attend Canandaigua Academy (the public high school) and participate in sports or art/drama.

Canandaigua is a good place to grow up with the lake during the summer, and skiing in the winter.

by Fenway182 June 29, 2007