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communist kickball

n. A sport Yosuke likes to play.
by junior maffey March 24, 2003
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Gay Communist

A term used to describe ignorant right wingers who pick two negative terms and jam them together to form a new definition that means nothing, instead of debating the issues; Because they have no idea what civil discourse is.

These are the types of people that think Hitler was a communist. ie- They're allergic to history books.
Lib-com, Gay commie, Nazi communist, islamoleftyfascist, islamic marxist, ect.
by Alexandrite May 7, 2005
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Communist Manafisto

When pleasuring a woman via the hand, one forms a fist and puts the whole thing in.
Dude, next time you fingerbang your feme, try the Communist Manafisto. It works every time.
by Minck February 19, 2009
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Communist

Communism is the way that a society shall work. Communists believe that everyone will work till they half starve to death but it's okay because Stalin says so. It is the superior option to captalism and that is not an opinion, it is FACT
"Hey Comrades, I found this AK-47, we shall give to the rest of the world because communism

"I shared my Doritos at school, I am now true communist"
(Note: a Russian accent is required for the sentence above)
by Sosef Jalin June 1, 2018
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Communist

A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.
The former U.S.S.R was a Communist country.
Lenin and Stalin were two Communists.
by RedRussian December 18, 2009
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Communist

One who doesn't like space jam.
I don't think Michael Jordan saved the loony toons.

Yeah he did do you not like space jam you communist, anti-American?
by Guy Fieri is Jesus July 19, 2015
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communist

A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006
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