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If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it 

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.
Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"
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Rusty Cage

A YouTuber known for the knife game. His main content is satire on politics and the problems in modern day society. A fantastic YouTuber but had a legion of infant fans that want him to make more knife games, which he all destroys single-handily.
Why isn't Rusty Cage making ant more kNiFe GaMeS?

shake the cage

To challenge a social system in order to instigate change. Plays off the ideology that people are caged or imprisoned by The Man.
Protesters flooded the streets, stopping commuter traffic to shake the cage and support civil liberty.

cougar cage

the premises in which the cougars "shake it" in front of the band.
"careful young buck, don't walk to close to the dance floor because you might slip into the cougar cage".
cougar cage by pbates May 5, 2008

rusty cage

Rusty cage is a crazy youtuber that has an audience of 8 year old kids that love him for his knife games
"Do you know rusty cage"
"Yea I like his knife games"
rusty cage by d3rp4sorous July 13, 2018
To examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime (sometimes fol. by out)
They cased the joint and decided to pull the job on Sunday.
cased by Elendil January 1, 2009

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"
Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.
Caledonian Sleeper by CopeDawg February 17, 2018