Craigslist

Where your parents got you

Your parents: we gotta tell you something...
You:what

Your parents:we got you from Craigslist

by Boogieman53553 November 13, 2019

craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

Being married doesn't prevent you from having a craigs-book as a trophy and testament to your past life as a bachelor

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

crainster

when a chick gives a dude head.

synonyms: head, noggin, bj, oral, cranium, brain etc...

molly would have finished giving me crainster but that cock block zach went right by us.

by josh duh October 15, 2008

Craigslist junkie

One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.

guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.

by john the pimp December 19, 2012

Craidses

(Krade-zeez) A Disease which is a mix between Rabies, AIDS, and Cancer. A more deadly version of Craidses is Craidses poisoning which is Rabies, Cancer, AIDS, and Radiation Poisoning. Symptoms of Craidses is loss of hair and teeth, hallucinations, loss of bowel control, listening to the band Creed, dementia, change in eye color, kidney failure, liver failure, and vomiting.

Dude, Allen got Craidses yesterday." "Oh my god, really?" "Yeah" "Man...... Do you think he would care now that I boned Becca?

by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011

Craisey

undescribably pulchritudinous

Your so craisey
the easiest way to describe someone

by Merasty23 March 6, 2009

Craigslust

The most accurate name for Craigslist.

Horny guy #1: "Man, I sure need to find me some action!"
Horny guy #2: "yeah, me too. Let's post something on Craigslust!"

by Tonguebanger June 17, 2011