Wheatly crab

ha ha ha HA wheatly crab

"wheatly, wheatly crab, Ha hahaha, wheatly crab"
"hahaha, wheatly crab"

by Gavalixy August 11, 2021

Crab Hands

The process of crossing your fingers by putting the inner fingers over the outer fingers, creating two prongs on each hand. Often used to let somebody know that they are being "crabby."

"Omg. My friend was being a total bitch, so I flashed her the crab hands."

"Nice."

by Revolutionary2009 June 30, 2009

Crab Game

The coolest game in the history of cool games

Crab Game is so fun! I love hearing 10 year old kids screaming in my ears

by Joe mamamamamamamamamamama November 8, 2021

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Crab Boil

Basically it's when you motor-boat someones butthole. A sexual partner places his/her lips inside the butt crack of their partner and exhails forcefully while turning head from side to side. This will generate a motor-boat like sound.

"Stacy quivered with excitement as Jennifer crab boiled her naked ass crack"

by NWpolitik December 29, 2016

Macro Crabs

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.

man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs

by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

Crab Juice

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

by xenoranger December 14, 2010