crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

The Coyote Clause

The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.

I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."

by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025

Pilsen Coyote

A sex act in which a Latina gives a man $5 and he pounds her from behind, then crosses the border into her pooper. After that he shoots his Rio Grande onto her spine so she has a wet back.

Lupe was down bad for that new guy from Texas. She made him give her the Pilsen Coyote.

by chicagocoyote December 19, 2025

wild coyote

A Person who ignores one-way street streets and drives the wrong direction on a one-way street.

Sally: Jim, you are out of control...this is a one-way street and your going the wrong way!
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"

by LL Cool Dave June 10, 2021

Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.

My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.

by Sidney-day September 25, 2022

Storefront Coyote

A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.

Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.

by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019