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Cottagarian

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The religion founded at Steak n' Shake by the Prophet Andrew in Louisville Kentucky on the 24th day of March of 2010 (aka Early Release Day for Oldham County Schools). Bystanding co-founders included Chelsea Shields and Katelyn Dobson. It was a glorious day to be had by all. Plans to spread this movement of faith will be planned out by next year in April. However, there is a stark force opposed to this religion, by the name of Nathan Glancy, who stands against all good of the Cottagarian faith and everything it represents, claiming Cottagarian to "not be a real word". It has been hereby declared that every 24th of March shall be Cottagarian Day, declared by the First Latter Day Church of Cottagarian.
"Dude. Have you heard of the new religion Cottagarian? I've converted!"
by KateLovesChelsea March 24, 2010
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Cottage Cheese Pants

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The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
"ewww he hasn't washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!"
by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006
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Cottage cheese

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Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese

James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut

James Charles: yummmm
by Givendatedick4/20 May 29, 2019
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Jacob Cottage

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Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks
by Yormom69 December 12, 2019
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cottage cheese hen

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When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
by Jacobill April 18, 2008
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cottagecheese water

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a females body oder during her menstration cycle
dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag
by Jay November 27, 2003
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Cottage cheese legs

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When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!
by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015
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