Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005

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Cornwall

County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4

Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!

by Parenchyma July 9, 2006

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Corn ball

A super funny and super cute jokester that unexpectedly gets all the bitches

he is cute and a jokester, he must be a corn ball

by Goodemilyegg July 12, 2016

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Corn ball

A person named Gavin who is really in cool but tries to be call, who follows other people and can’t spit game

He’s just a corn ball

Gavin, your a corn ball

by F253 May 3, 2022

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cornwall

A county in Britain ridden with inbread habitants due to its small population and fear of the outside world. Its only redeaming point is that there is a river between it and Devon.

Why do i have to live so close to Cornwall?

by Devon_Lardboy December 18, 2005

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