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Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023
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Convergent Cultural Evolution

Convergent cultural evolution refers to the phenomenon where distinct cultures independently develop similar traits, practices, or technologies over time. This convergence occurs despite differences in geographical location, historical context, or cultural background. It's a concept often observed in anthropology and sociology.
Wow, the Hindus and Christians both developed the watchmaker analogy to represent the dive. What a unique example of Convergent Cultural Evolution.
by EmptyHeadStem January 27, 2024
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convertience

the art of being infatuated by someone or something converting to a certain characteristic or religion etc
"i feel convertience towards joseph"

"thats not convertience"
by horrify January 26, 2026
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Convenienceship

A non-committal relationship formed purely for convenience. Two people aren’t dating, they aren’t “just friends,” and they definitely aren’t soulmates. They simply fulfill each other’s emotional or physical needs when it’s practical. No deep feelings, no long-term plans, just seasonal or situational companionship.

It’s the relationship equivalent of a pop-up store: appears when you need it, disappears when you don’t.
Example:

“We’re not dating. We’re in a convenienceship. He shows up during holidays, my plus one to events, accompanies me to places when i am bored and wish I had a boyfriend.”

Usage:
“I don’t want a boyfriend, I want a convenienceship. Someone who’s there for winters, movies, and emotional emergencies, then goes home before the feelings develop.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 29, 2022
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Coolie Conference

(noun)
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
The Coolie Conference gave the man an aneurysm after asking for a 6th discount
by charo pro max ultra October 25, 2025
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