condom

I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.
by malitia July 11, 2008
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Condom

Balloon that gets placed over the weiner
i put a condom on then fucked my dog
by Fredsasadasdasd January 23, 2009
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This word is unknown to man and it is made up
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Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.
I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.
by Condsumeraper April 04, 2017
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a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.
Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
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A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)
by devil lips January 01, 2018
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A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.
Real men don't use condoms!
by RealMan July 14, 2003
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