crittercal condition

In dire straits due to rodent infestation.

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014

filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020

Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.

Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!

by Je parle français August 28, 2019