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Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.
Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012
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Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.
Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!
by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.
N: I just finished reading the book
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 7, 2023
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Cardboard Muncher

An individual that consumes cardboard on a daily basis solely for the purpose of filling their dietry and nutritional needs. Normally someone who can not afford to buy anything of real sustinence.
Josh John went to Greggs and bought some chicken goujons (well, well, well), instead he deciced to eat the box, what a cardboard muncher.
by shekinahleng January 5, 2024
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Cardboard Salesman

A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022
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Spicy cardboard

Typically known as acid or tabs spicy cardboard is an upbeat and trendy way to discreetly tell your friends you’re going on an acid trip.
Hey bruh. Rip me off a tab of that spicy cardboard and let’s talk to some trees
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