" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024
Get the Cardboard Treemug. When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
Get the Cardboard hot pocketmug. by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020
Get the cardboard tittiesmug. A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
Get the Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disordermug. VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps
Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021
Get the Google Cardboardmug. Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.
Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*
by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012
Get the Courtesy Cardboardmug. .0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.
.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025
Get the .0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.mug.