CallMeCarson

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020

Calamity

A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"

by K-375 March 4, 2019

busaba calamari

Term used to describe a tasty snack.

Let's head for a busaba calamari for lunch!

by Dominic K July 5, 2008

calamite

Calamite was briefly, and infrequently, used as a euphemism for homosexuality early in the 20th Century. It referred to a group of Walt Whitman's poems that celebrated love between men, the Calamus cluster.

craig: 'not only am i gay, im a calamite.'

by richie dagger June 11, 2006

callan

1. an amazingly cool person!
2. usually a girl's name
3. very good-looking!!!!!!!!

1.Did you see that girl? She was very attractive! Her name has got to be Callan!

by joyy519 February 19, 2009

Callahan

Using ones left hand to flitter and twiddle the external genitalia, or snatch of a clueless female who is trying unsuccessfully to be humorous or witty.

At the recent Texas vs. Nebraska college football game, a female Nebraska fan (Who thought she was being quite funny.) was seen wearing a shirt with the slogan: Callahan This. The shirt also had a large arrow pointing down to the minge.

“She thought she was being hilarious, so I Callahaned her.”

“When my girlfriend tells a bad joke, I laugh sarcastically really loud and then Callahan her cooter.”

by George Henry November 15, 2007

Callay

She is an amazing girl, who is perfect to anybody she meets. She always has a positive attitude even when she is down. A bubbly personality and amazing eyes. She is so strong emotionally and can handle anything that she comes up against! Guys Love her

"Callay Is Beautiful"

by JRAKing April 15, 2012