Not what you think.
Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.
These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.
Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.
These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.
Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
by jumpmanxdxd September 06, 2023
Mimosas
by Brunchwaterextraordinaire May 03, 2022
The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)
“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”
“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”
“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”
“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”
“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”
by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019
A group of flamboyant gay men, usually found congregating at a local museum or art event; who care nothing about art or history, they just want to be seen and heard while having 'Cocktails' over Brunch.
Carla, see that group over there? Don't waste your time, they aren't going to buy any Art. They are just a brunch of queers.
by riderz777 May 04, 2022
When a liberal steps outside of their echo chamber long enough to encounter a different opinion on a subject. It is usually characterized by severe cognitive dissonance, violent rage, and frequent incontinence.
"Waiter, can we get an extra mimosa over here? Karen's having a fit of Brunch rage."
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.
by massiveness12 February 07, 2023
The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.
by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017