hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by craig January 17, 2005

Broactive

1. (adj./adverb)The act of helping out your fellow bro.
2. (adverb) Furthering your status in the bro community (bro-mmunity).

1. "When Sean bought his thirsty friend Justin a Powerade after a hard game on ultimate frisbee, he was being very broactive.
2. "Mark broavtively stopped his friend James from making out with their friend Mike's girlfriend."

by Justin Gainer April 6, 2009

Breach

To violate given terms.

He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

brachos

Brachos are a combination of nachos and bratwurst. Purist maintain that brachos should be eaten with a plate of nachos adorned by a full bratwurst on top but the progressive bracho eaters prefer to cut the bratwurst into bite-size pieces before putting them on the nachos.

The bracho variation of nachos on a bratwurst bun is unacceptable.

There are no known pictures of brachos as the combination exudes so much power, film and digital camera memory cards are destroyed by the brachos aura.

by Smellkid April 26, 2006

brachunk

Overlapping fat under and around the arm that appears when wearing a strapless dress or gown.

The bride had a bit of brachunk as she squeezed into her dress.

by rottis January 27, 2008