not so bright a bulb

Someone who is very stupid or just ignorant, and can't comprehend the most basic things..

- 90% of the time this is all an act to piss off other people.

- Watch out for these people, they can be hard to spot sometimes, and at others, it's very easy.

Ex:

Joe: Oh yeah Avatar was a great movie!

*friend goes to see movie*

Billy: You son of a bitch! That was a chick flick designed to make women swoon. You're not so bright a bulb!

not so bright a bulb by KD42 March 14, 2011

rainbow bright cum dumpster 

When a gay furfag gets jack off on by a bunch of gay old guys and gets totally owned.

That Rainbow bright cum dumpster needs to shut his cum sucking ass up.

rainbow bright cum dumpster by havoc3149 December 4, 2007

A Bright Future 

A Bright Future is a dude who constantly wheres sunglasses; Outside, Inside, In the car, At night ..on the toliet. He must have a Bright future cause somthing is binding him when the sun is not shining.

Girl 1: Why is he always wearin sunglasses inside?
Girl 2: I don't know, He must have a Bright Future!

A Bright Future by Mimi 87 May 19, 2006

shining bright 

an extreme orgasam in wich the woman squirts and catches the light in just a maner that it shines you in the face

girl: hey last night derek made me shining bright

shining bright by hi2488 May 1, 2015

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed

in awe

= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed by Janell Ann September 23, 2009

shine bright like a diamond 

Shine bright like a diamond is a song made by Rihanna. It's also associated with Alex Bird.

This song is named "shine bright like a diamond"

shine bright like a diamond by kloiti May 1, 2021

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades 

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades by Death Menace February 5, 2023