Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023

second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.

- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"

by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024

Azza Blessing

Azza Blessing is when you receive a morale or discipline event.

Azza Blessing can also be getting -50 prestige hit or a Stability hit.

Ah I've received Azza Blessing

I've just received blessing from Azza

This is the worst day ever, azza just blessed me.

by Kristofers January 28, 2026

Azza Blessing

Azza Blessing is when you receive a morale or discipline event.

Azza Blessing can also be getting -50 prestige hit or a Stability hit.

Ah I've received Azza Blessing

I've just received blessing from Azza

This is the worst day ever, azza just blessed me.

by Kristofers January 28, 2026

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

White Blessing

A very fortunate stroke of luck; Extremely lucky

“Yo gimme white blessing!”

by Spermjizzz May 25, 2025