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Microwave Broccoli 

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.
"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."

I just bought broccoli lol 

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.
beef and broccoli by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

daniel broccoli 

She is bhad bhabie most people call her Daniel Broccoli because of her last name.
Daniel Broccoli is a little peace of white trash.
daniel broccoli by Molly HubCity February 18, 2018

steaming the broccoli 

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

burnt broccoli 

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.
dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!