pop bottles

poppin champagne bottles

fuck with the hood rats then pop bottles

by lil jayson November 15, 2007

Blow the bottle

Blowing the bottle is a completely natural sexual act performed by a girl (or a guy) on another guy, in other words, giving him a blowjob.

Person A: So, how was the party last night? Did you end up hooking up with that hot guy? Did you blow his bottle?

Person B: Oh yeaaah I did blow the bottle, it was so big!!!

Person A: Will you blow mine?

Person B: No, your bottle is too small, only like half a liter. Go blow it yourself.

by vamp_teeth October 13, 2009

ketchup bottle

Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.

Example 1.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know (makes ketchup bottle motion).

Example 2.)

Person 1: Where did Dan and Molly go?

Person 2: I don't know, ketchup bottle (motion may or may not be made while saying this).

Example 3) (masturbation)

Person 1: Where did Dan go?

Person 2: I don't know, (insert text from examples 1 or 2)

by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Ketchup Bottle

Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.

Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙

by Mosthated.ice March 22, 2020

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015