boner

A really stupid or dumb mistake.

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.

by LeilaSP April 2, 2019

Boner

When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.

Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....

by CopierCattus December 3, 2019

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020

Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate

I have a boner did

by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021

no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.

Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.

by i made a mistake October 29, 2019