boner

A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

by Shoot Me Down September 28, 2005

boner

1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class.
2: something my grandfathers cant get.
3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^

ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk

by ben dover's cousin July 27, 2006

bonerable

A male easily susceptible to being aroused.

Girl 1: Should I go ask Bobby to dance?

Girl 2: I don't know, he's very bonerable, you might get creeped out.

by Sean489 June 17, 2008

boner

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

by cruzal September 19, 2005

bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003

boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

by Kyle Marx May 10, 2006

boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019