bachelor's dish rag

A sock filled to the brim with semen.

Ugh, I stepped on Dave's Bachelor's Dish Rag.

by BeefTeef December 21, 2017

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)

He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.

by talacatori January 25, 2005

Bach! Bach!

What a Boston Terrier says.

The Boston Boxer is a cool new designer breed. Three pure breeds are likely to emerge from this hybrid in the future:

1) Big Bostons
2) Miniature Boxers
3) Natural Cut Boxers

But, will they say, "Bach! Bach!"

by Libby Fagan-Johnson June 11, 2006

Bachomo

A bastard child who molests or sleeps with people who are underage.

Matt's such a bachomo.

That bachomo drives the road warrior.

by Brian Fohawker October 3, 2011

Bachofner

A STEED.

"Bachofner is such a steed."

by Carry on faithful steed November 27, 2013

Bachelor's Grip

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.

After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"

by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017