june blues

The condition in which everyone seemingly feels like shit during the month of June. Usually stems from. Bottled up feelings and core self esteem problems.

"Damn, Mike's been looking like crap lately." "Yeah, he probably has the June Blues."

by BlueJune June 25, 2017

bluebies

What Mystique of X-Men fame has between her blue neck and her blue abdomen.

The three best things about X2 are the beautiful opening action sequence and Mystique's bluebies.

by ninechars June 9, 2007

Urban Dictionary Blues

The sad feeling that occurs when your slang gets rejected.

He got the Urban Dictionary Blues.

by UrbanBanjo. October 28, 2013

Blueberry Milkshake

Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.

Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberry milkshake instead.

by Aran714 December 10, 2009

Maryland Blues

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.

Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!

by HanSteveo October 14, 2009

The Blues

A term pinned by american writer, Washington Irving. A synonym for depression.
Later used as the name of a genre of music.

The old man had the blues.

by Peter Broz July 4, 2006

bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005