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chur blown 

opposite of 'chur good' used to let someone know they are so screwed. originated at B-CC high school
A:"my mom is cleaning my room today, and i left a dime on my nightstand"

B:"haha, chur blown"

Teacher: "Pass up the homework, it is being graded for correctness"

Student 1:"Oh fuck i didnt do it"

Student 2:"Chur so blown."
chur blown by anyong September 12, 2010

my mind is blown 

when one is so astonished by anothers smartness or when one's mind is so confused by stupidity, the mind is then blown to smithereens.
person A:dude i think my stentorian graph is broken

person B:what?

Person A:the stentorian graph its broken

person B:dude...

Person A:now ill never be able to beat Einsteins theory of grephoxilacated uriaphromitioritre theory

Person B will not be able to talk anymore because his mind was completely blown

and i cant complete this because my mind is blown also
my mind is blown by camero939 April 10, 2010

Texas Blown

1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.

2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.

3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.
1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.

2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.

3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!
Texas Blown by dokesomesmank August 28, 2009

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert
brains blown out by bert June 4, 2004

mind blown 

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
mind blown by watermellon10 March 17, 2020

Wind Blown Kool Whi 

When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into “wind blown kool whip”
Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!