Blowjobbed

When the typical 40 something year old virgin indian says a joke in the elevator and a few seconds of awkward silence come.

You've been blowjobbed by that indian cuck again?

by spaima graselor February 22, 2019

blowjob

Even if you've just washed it she still won't suck it!

She sucked me dry,then I farted.

by eddy hitler June 06, 2005

blowjob

The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".

That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore

by Flinchy April 17, 2006

blowjob

for some, only a rumor

I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.

by Gamerguy March 21, 2008

blowjob

meaning used to describe an act of fellatio

1.iam feeling horny give me a blowjob
2.in oral sex you can get blowjobs
3.what a kinky name for cock sucking a blowjob
4.give us a blowjob
5.blowjob+handjob=knobjob

by lucas bolton April 05, 2006

steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 22, 2022