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cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
by MMA J February 7, 2010
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5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry
when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry
by pacoishere January 21, 2009
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Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010
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cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005
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Blackstar

The last album and song of the great David Bowie. RIP
"I’m a blackstar, way up, oh honey, I’ve got game
I see right so white, so open-heart it’s pain
I want eagles in my daydreams, diamonds in my eyes"
by destinywarrior October 4, 2016
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all blacks

1. it is a team composed of gods dressed in black that you CANT BEAT in rugby, or any life situation. they are so tough rugby teams forfeit unconsciously.
o, yeah, the new zealand rugby team.

2. someone very tough, virtually impossible to confront.
joe rokocoko plays with the allblacks, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ALL BLACKS
by cervantres May 28, 2009
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stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.
Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!
by pookywb December 14, 2010
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