A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".

-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice

Open Blender Banana Shake by hankprostokat May 4, 2018

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mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

mexican blender by supcuh January 26, 2021

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emotional blender

A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.

Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”

Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”

emotional blender by MukesKiwi July 25, 2022

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Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

Drunken Sex Blender by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

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