Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

Bites the big one by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

Big Ole Chimp Dump by Slimslope May 18, 2006

big old fat titties 

More than enough to overflow the circumfrence of both of your hands.

Damn, looks at Sally's BIG OLD FAT TITTIES!

big old fat titties by Go Browns December 4, 2007

big oof 

When your a failure and just mess things up, your only joy is memes

Wow, Sofia over there is a big oof

big oof by Mode May 21, 2018

big on big 

The act of exceeding any already seemingly challenging task. Example; Jay-Z not only got Beyoncé to like him, but got her to fuck him as well.

He went big on the cocaine, but he went big on big when he overdosed

big on big by Jittersnatch July 8, 2017

a big ol' vag 

Over-sized labia that "hang down" noticably. Can also mean that the vaginal cavity is of unacceptable diameter and/or depth.

1) Man that slag had a big ol' vag! Swallowed my arm up to the wrist! 2) Man I couldnt even touch the sides of that big ol' vag!

a big ol' vag by Big Hench Tom August 30, 2007

BIG OL' NUTS 

A jubilent phrase which gets shouted from a moving vehicle at pedestrians.

"HEY!" (pedestrian looks)
"BIG OL' NUTS!"

BIG OL' NUTS by CHUCK D March 18, 2005