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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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Belgian Drum

A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.
As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day
by Gandhiwhips October 30, 2017
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Beltian

A Beltian is a Belgian and a christian. I'm a Beltian, Beltian channels also exist.
Let's look at all the Beltian channels
by Beltian December 24, 2017
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Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018
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Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.
Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!
by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019
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Belgian Hickey

When a person presses their bare anus against someone's neck and pushes a small dot of poop on them.
"Whoa! Dude, you have shit of your neck!"
"I know, Delores gave me a Belgian Hickey."
by Nightshade13 December 22, 2020
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Belgian Carousel

When a man whips out a massive cock and a midget props herself on top of it and spins around violently giving the man a severe cock rash
Me and Rachel finally tried the Belgian Carousel last night
by HairyNuts24 January 14, 2021
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