Behind-Enemy-Lines-Poo

A poo which effectively flushes itself...job done! The poo falls into the toilet and with its dynamic shape it simply flows away all by itself.

Toilet skill level required: 10

I just performed a Behind-Enemy-Lines-Poo....

by Conebuddy June 4, 2011

behdasht

Behdasht means "HEALTH". There are two different words in Persian for "health" : Behdasht and Salamat. The first one roots in pure Persian language and the other one has come from Arabic literature into Persian language. Both words are by and large used equally in Iran. BEH means healthy and DASHT means preserving. So BEH+DASHT equals "keeping the health at its optimal level". There is another word , TANDOROSTI whose meaning is very close to that of the previous ones ; TAN means body and DOROSTI refers to HEALTHY STATE. So, totally it means nothing but "healthy body or keeping body in health"

DANESHKADEYE BEHDASHT equals school of (public ) health

by Saeid Shahraz December 27, 2006

get behind your life

take responsibility for your situation and what you gotta do about it.

Shmo: Oh man, I want to be a chalk artist but me ma wants me to be an accountant!
Ryan: Dude! Get behind your life!

by stickyo December 25, 2005

Behind The Meme

This innocent guy simply likes to explain the origins of memes. His channel is really repetitive, but he doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets. Normies (who don’t know that they’re the actual normies, yes I mean the people who look at memes all day) claim that’s hes basically worse than the devil, because they’re immature and can’t live without their precious memes. How pathetic. People think he kills memes but I’ve never seen any proof of that. He even got doxxed once, shows how pathetic these “anti-normies” as I like to call them are.

Bob: Behind The Meme kills memes, he deserves the death sentence

David: Shut he fuck up, you’re pathetic, memes are your life ya loser.

by IIASCII June 1, 2018

benidorm moped

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

tribbing from behind

When one girl "humps" another girl in a doggy style position. Sometimes all women need to feel the slapping against their backside, gay, bi or straight.

Sarah is tribbing from behind. Katie looks like she loves it!

by Dharma-Apollo March 28, 2017

no child left behind

A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.

No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!

by MayaEA May 4, 2006