mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Batista

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

by bastion booger August 25, 2005

Baticle

Used when describing things that are bad yet rad at the same time.

That fight was baticle.

by Carin July 15, 2007

batice

camel-looking man that has a highly annoying and self-inflated ego that makes his eyes pop out of his head. he's that type of guy that would wear shades in a library

Person 1: hey who's that kid that looks like a grandpa in in a college frat house.

Person 2: oh, that's batice!

by oh_honey_those_are_kankles January 26, 2016

Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

batibot

1. Name of a now defunct Philippine children's show that aired in the 80's and 90's.
2. Filipino slang for masturbation, handjob, blowjob or cunnilingus.

1. Let's go to Batibot. (a line from the opening theme of the show)
2. Let's go do batibot. ;D

by shadowLabs October 11, 2010