batice

camel-looking man that has a highly annoying and self-inflated ego that makes his eyes pop out of his head. he's that type of guy that would wear shades in a library

Person 1: hey who's that kid that looks like a grandpa in in a college frat house.

Person 2: oh, that's batice!

batice by oh_honey_those_are_kankles January 26, 2016

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bateceps

In human anatomy, the bateceps are muscles located on the upper arm that have been acquired through frequent masturbation. Masturbation uses the biceps. Biceps acquired solely through masturbation are "bateceps". Bateceps are typically smaller than biceps acquired through exercise.

Boy 1: Yo man, I had one hell of a weekend. I masturbated so much, I got bateceps!
Boy 2: No way, dog!
Boy 1: Yeah bro, check it out. *flexes bateceps*
Masculine Man 1: My biceps are much more impressive! *flexes biceps*

bateceps by Hermeez July 22, 2010

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Baticularneosis

The scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.

Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.

"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."

Baticularneosis by swimmachamp94 January 13, 2010

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Katie Bo Batie

A Very dominant, independent woman who loves cats. Loves pain and challenges. Addicted to texting and usually drives a badass truck of some sort. Funny, caring, smart, un-patient, and very tough. Very beautiful women to be around.

That katie bo batie is a bad ass mother fucker!

Katie Bo Batie by Miss Miss October 24, 2008