Barkered

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml
by CallMeDrew September 06, 2017
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barkerize

exaggerate, hyperbolize, embellish when telling a story
Tom would always barkerize his stories to bring in a larger audience.
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Joshua Barker

Ginger haired lyle and Scott glasses wearing cunt
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Anti barker

In a devils threesome, when a girl queefs and farts in a dudes mouth. He holds it in and blows it back into her mouth. Then he says "the price is wrong bob."
"Hey the price is wrong Bob"
That's an anti Barker
by Splurge May 27, 2017
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barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.
I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
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ethan barker

suck my dick” - ethan barker

aight” - not courtney
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ethan barker

suck my dick”- ethan barker

aight” - not courtney
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