Busy Bollocks

Adjective used to describe a person who can't keep their mouth shut or their nose out of other people's business.

Staff could tell Alex Caley was a busy bollocks from the moment she joined the company.

by TheEverlasting August 25, 2008

Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006

Bollocks

1. Male gonads
2. Utter rubbish. Bullshit,

Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.

by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003

Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 August 24, 2005

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

bullocks

A cow's testicles. Used in slang to describe something Shitty, or something that has gone wrong.

Aw, thats Bullocks.
That bullocks went wrong

by your mum ting December 15, 2004