ballsack brethren

During the act of double penetration of a female, the two male's testicles may touch, therefore they are ballsack brethren.

Hey brah, Tim and Steve were totally dping Ally and their nuts slapped together! They are totally ballsack brethren now!

by AlphonsoStephens December 15, 2009

Foggy Ballsack

A synonym for ball sweat.

Nick's has a Foggy Ballsack - Jason

Nick's has a Foggy Ballsack - Travis

My ballsack is foggy - Nick

by Snarfer Snurfer January 6, 2009

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

Ballsack McMichealson

1. The name of an imaginary player in the Super Bowl, when one realizes that everyone else knows whats goin on, but you dont.
2. An exclamation that one can use when all else seems boring.
3. A term used by a smartass when referring to a question asked by a friend.

1. "Who made that catch by the way?" "Ballsack McMichealson!"
2. "BALLSACK MCMICHEALSON!"
3. "Who else is going to dinner with us?" "Ballsack McMichealson..."

by Poiker April 7, 2005

ballsack margarita

When a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his ballsack for 15 minutes. Immediately after, the ballsack is dipped into a margarita glass filled with salt and vinegar.

My nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that ballsack margarita I had last night...

by Americanboy3 January 12, 2009

Ballsackular

Anything pretaning to or involving ballsacks.. Also.. The exact opposite of spectacular.

GOD!!! i just got pwnt.. that was ballsackular!

by Testacular! May 9, 2008

Ballicker

Anyone capable of taking the entire length of an erect penis completely down their throat allowing them to comfortably lick the entire scrotum while doing so at the same time.

Yo ballicker, you were actually hitting my bunghole with that slick ass tongue of yours tho!

by Tezzlha April 3, 2021