The Dusty Bagel

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.

Last night Jessica surprised me and asked for The Dusty Bagel.

by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011

pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

by Dan January 31, 2005

Bagel Winner

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

by qweaspo March 5, 2011

bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

turd bagel

A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.

"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"

Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.

by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013