Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job
by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018
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bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up
Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022
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Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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Reverse Baboon

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023
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Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.
-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.
by gasocatylst September 11, 2020
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Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****
Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up
by uramax_boy August 16, 2019
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