Hooded Bandit 

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

Hooded Bandit by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

panty bandit 

An individual who collects underwear from ex-girlfriends, one night stands and the such.

"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"

"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."

"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."

panty bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006

sperm bandit 

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.

She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.

sperm bandit by eClaire May 6, 2006

left lane bandit 

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

left lane bandit by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006

piss hole bandit 

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.

piss hole bandit by guido#22 June 29, 2009

bukc bandit 

Driving a club 100 kart with utmost confidence in your own ability that quite clearly isnt there.

Being a victim of a bukc bandit involves ridiculous crashes and unhappy people gesturing nasty hand signals at one another.

bukc bandit by hicksy_max21 April 10, 2009

poop bandit 

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.

Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!

poop bandit by John Warner August 21, 2006