British humor

dont ask... very complicated, can take years and years to learn but the British do it naturally.

"I dont understand, must be British humor"

by Who Ate All The Pies July 17, 2006

British Cherry

A British Cherry is when you think you're going to get laid, but your girlfriend goes for her strap-on and ends up fucking you in the ass instead.

"Hey man, you okay.?"

"Ugh.. yea.. I thought I was going to get some with my girlfriend last night, but she gave me the British Cherry instead. I'm so fucking sore."

by SuccubusQueen June 22, 2020

British Exit

The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.

“Don't invite Dan over here ever again. His British Exit took us a week to clean up.”

by Toban_Frost June 26, 2016

British Invasion

A type of rock and roll that came from Britain. British Invasion bands were The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, The The,and Freddie and The Dreamers.

Rock on. British Invasion was here before proto-punk.

by freak face January 27, 2005

British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

by shart95 January 16, 2015

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004