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Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.
Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.
by stlhokie December 8, 2019
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Brexit

Clay is so Brexit he broke a kids leg
by EX0TIQ July 13, 2022
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Brexiting

When the parents says goodbye to leave the playground, but their child throws a tantrum
F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.
by Kneggy October 28, 2019
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Brexit Mentality

Someone who thinks Brexit is the best thing to happen to Britain since Cornwall.
by Dave Dave7 June 24, 2021
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brexiting

to brexit or (Noun-form: brexiting)
A verb meaning to say "Goodbye" but without actually leaving. Often used in online conversations when someone says "good night" or "bye" but stays online and replies to messages.
A: Yo imma go to sleep now, goodnight yall
B: Goodnight!
...
C: So as ive said, jefry, that madman, just jumped of the cliffs into the sea and broke both of his legs by hitting the ground to hard
A: lmao thats sick bruh
B: Yo A is brexiting again
A: Fuck you
by mr.language.professor March 21, 2019
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pull a brexit

to leave someone or something behind no matter what the consequences will be
did you just pull a brexit on me?
by captainsbich January 10, 2021
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