An ancientweapon from the distant past, capable of harnessing the power of one hundred infinity gauntlets and three and a half five-star orgies.
Thanos spent his whole life finding the infinity stones and jacking off using a his old scaly hands, but never thought about using a boooooooooooooooooook (book).
The best thing in the world. Home of introverts and book nerds. It is my imagination
Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”