when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
Get the fruit blow-upmug. by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
Get the blow up jobmug. by Cybergora April 2, 2017
Get the blow my skirt upmug. by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
Get the my pants are blowing up!mug. National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
Get the National Scam children and blow up there house daymug. When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011
Get the Blowing up the microwavemug. 