Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017

blanket fucking

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it

Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.

by Micnuggets March 2, 2016

Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.

I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.

by Foss the boss May 19, 2014

security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.

Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.

by sayrxn August 20, 2018

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny May 16, 2011

blanket ban

A ban that applies to or affects all or the majority of a given class of people or things.

Hey, did you hear about the Pakistani government blanket banning TikTok?
Nah man, that sucks.

by Jay-ree-och January 5, 2022

adirondack blanket

When your septic tank is leaking/compromised and the smell blankets the surrounding area.

Oftentimes used with reference to septic tank problems in the Adirondack Mountains in New York.

Person 1: “Hey man what’s that smell?”
Person 2: “Oh that? The neighbor’s septic leaked and now the whole street has got an Adirondack Blanket.”

by Limekilnlake August 4, 2023