Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

fortnite battle royale

an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.

oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

battlefield fanboy

A little kid or teenager who used to be a cod fanboy then became a bf fanboy after playing bfbc2 or bf3. They are the most annoying people you can find, much worse than cod and halo fanboys.

battlefield fanboy: C0D Sucks BFs d1ck Cod is da same sh1t 3v3ry y3@r BF r@p3s C0Ds @$$ 3v3ryone wh0 plays C0d is g@y
neutral player: Come man, cod is not that bad. Actually i like and play both of them.
Bf fanboy: Y0u s@y th@t cuz you suck at BF k1dd0!!!111 BF is for r3al man!!!11
neutral player: (facepalm)

by Captain ESS October 5, 2013

Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.

Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.

by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.

my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week

by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020

Battleshots

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.

Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)

by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011

Man Battle

A tankin' battle between two foes; each round is about 45 seconds of intense chest to chest body slamming.
Sometimes takes place inside large inflatable whales or in the wilderness.

Did you see Laura and Nicole's man battle yesterday in the whale?
Oh yeah, man, they really crushed Elijah the bull.

by Nicole and Laura November 19, 2007