playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.

"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"

by Hugh Jardon March 17, 2006

Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008

Strum the Banjo

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.

Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

The Ant's Banjo

Comparable (but superior) to the Bee's Knees, the Cat's Pajamas & the Dog's Tuxedo - this idiom is used to refer to the coolest of things. Used by modern hipsters everywhere - this quirky phrase has caught on like wildfire in the hip enclaves of New York, Los Angeles & Hollywood. When asked about this new up-and-coming catchphrase - some have been quoted as saying "its so cool, its the Ant's Banjo."

Yo - Sarah Jessica Parker is the Ant's Banjo son.
Nah, that bitch looks like a horse!

by Elizabeth Altnew April 15, 2011

I hear banjo music

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

blueberry banjo

A person from the Appalachian mountains with liberal political tendencies, especially when produce is concerned.

Man 1: "Don't you think the price fer this here lettuce is too dang high?"
Man 2: "Leroy you ain't nuthin' but a blueberry banjo."

by Pancake Jones February 3, 2014

victory banjo

exciting banjo that plays when something exciting or good happens, example, a successful gator hunt or when you’ve rounded up the cattle

Wow he shot that deer dead! *victory banjo plays*

by Sovietcheerios July 8, 2018