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by Forkfreak December 26, 2013

Awkward Hug

One word: Voldemort.

When Voldemort hugged Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Part 2, it was the most awkward hug in history.

by CanSomeoneSayAwkwardAgain? July 21, 2011

Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009

awkward dance

When two strangers walking in opposite directions meet and in an attempt to avoid bumping into each other they move in the same direction. They proceed to sway side to side in a dance-like fashion until they both step aside and continue walking.

Awkward dance. Ok, you go left, I'll go right.

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

youtube awkwardness

when a friend shows you a clip on youtube which runs too long but you have to finish the entire clip because your friend was so excited to show you

A: "Dude, I just experienced youtube awkwardness. My girlfriend just showed me a 15 min clip on the making of the Bachelor."

B: "Sucks to be you"

by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010

awkward wilbur

its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:

wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.

michelle:
LOOOOLLL

wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in

michelle:
O_______________O
akward

erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur

by michelleee(: February 9, 2010

awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

..............................

That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011