Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008

extra autistic austinian

he is an autistic person that bangs his head against the walls and he has a small peepee lol xD

look there is an extra autistic austinian banging his head against a wall.

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 15, 2019

autistic music interest

a hyperfixated music interest that most likely will get you bullied by society or by your social workplace as in a school for example
also worth noting: it is not a discriminatory word, defacing those on the autism spectrum and their music interests.
examples of autistic music interests would be:
radiohead, aphex twin, squarepusher, machine girl, weezer, mf doom, tyler the creator, sewerslvt, venitian snares, jamiroquai, kanye west, taylor swift, etc, etc, etc.

subject a: cuh shut yo ass up, weezer sucks ass.
subject b: ay, it's a respectable autistic music interest man, ight'? it ain't down bad. besides, ever heard of sewerslvt? now THAT is something that pedos listen to.

by aphextwinfan August 28, 2023

Autistic Self Advocacy Network

An autism organization that promotes respect and acceptance toward autistic individuals. In contrast to many other autism organizations, the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) motivates autistic people to freely express themselves in their own unique ways instead of forcing them to conform with the rest of society. This is the website to go to if you want to support the autistic community in ways that are actually meaningful.

I go to the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN) to help out the autistic community. They actually care about autistic people and view autism as a unique condition instead of a disease.

by Dubiks December 6, 2018

Autistic Like Focus (ALF)

An ability, a keen to a superpower, to focus intensely on a sole task,puzzle, or hobby for extreme and copious amounts of time to reach a conclusion. Often seen in individuals with autism.

Though not autistic, Chuck showed extreme Autistic Like Focus (ALF) for 12 hours trying to solve the rubiks cube.

by SAsleep01 September 23, 2018

Autistic stink bugs

Those stupid niggas who fly around your bedroom and shit all over your mirror while eating fish tacos to stink you ages away to the fuck cabin so they can shit in your ass with their poopy dick and descend you to the smelly abyss.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend encountered the school of autistic stink bugs

by Fishnuggets66 September 8, 2023

autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

by Headless High May 18, 2018